In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.
Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.
I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up.
I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”
The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay
Risking students health is not okay
and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY
Today was literally horrible
I hate our school so much
One of the reasons I’m glad I’m not in high school anymore
I swear there’s always at least one teacher who just wants to find a problem with something. I was once putting things into my locker while a girl, books spilling out of her arms, was rushing down the hall. Some asshat science teacher noticed her shirt riding up in the back and told her she couldn’t keep wearing it. IT WAS A REGULAR SHIRT, SHE WAS WALKING IN A HURRY, SO IT RODE UP.
Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
And Kristen Stewart.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.
Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.
Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.
Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.
Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
^Oh my god thank you. That’s the nicest thing I’ve ever heard about Kristen.
I’m sorry I just can’t get over how everyone describes Twilight as a misogynistic film when the whole franchise is about how all these people are expected to lay down their lives for a woman who has no redeemable traits or likable characteristics. The series is about how people like her for nothing. The series is about how she repeatedly tries to pressure her boyfriend into having sex with her even though he’s uncomfortable with it. She’s an emotional manipulator and abuser. In the real world, if everytime you tried to leave someone they became a near catatonic possibly suicidal wreck, and kept using it as a reason you should come back to them, people wouldn’t advise you to come back. Here there are thousands of fans wanting them together. All that Bella ever does is endanger other peoples lives and we’re supposed to get from that that somehow it’s negative about women? It’s negative about everyone else, usually men, whose lives aren’t a priority in Bella land where she gets everyone almost killed all the time.
You know, let’s make this a thing. And by “us” I mean “People who give a flying fuck about equality”.
Rape Sorcery:
rape sor·cer·y
[reyp sawr-suh-ree]
noun, plural rape sor·cer·ies.
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
i really dont like this whole “you cant have an opinion on tumblr” attitude because really its “you cant have a hateful/offensive/ignorant opinion on tumblr because youll get called out and corrected”
and thats
a good and appropriate consequence
Except the term ‘calling out’ really just means ‘ignorantly policing thoughts.’ Calling out is just an excuse to bitch and blow things out of a proportion, even when it’s right. And because of the community tumblr’s built, it’s usually not ‘calling out’ it’s harassing teenagers over perceived slights and social injustices.
Seeing your friend’s boobs isn’t something you can plan. It’s like having a first kiss or something. You can’t plan that, you can’t just flash someone and be like NOW YOU’VE SEEN MY BOOBS.
I told you not to post that! FOR THIS I WILL RUIN THAT MOMENT OF ACCIDENTAL BOOB FLASH!
