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Can you make it...20% more feline?
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
shinyapology:

❀ Take a walk in my bohemian flower field ❀
the-garden-of-delights:

"Princesss Mathilde Bonaparte" (1861) (detail) by Edouard Louis Dubufe (1820-1883).

the-garden-of-delights:

"Princesss Mathilde Bonaparte" (1861) (detail) by Edouard Louis Dubufe (1820-1883).

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

radioactivemongoose:

there are so many huge communities of women who make up the bulks of fandoms for media intended for men. star trek and lord of the rings and superhero franchises, stuff like metalocalypse and superjail, all with groups of ladies as the runners of the fandoms and bronies…

pokemondaycares:

'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' good

give it to me

likeindecision:

our child hood

theCHAMBA

These are…fucking amazing…

calm-thy-cannabis:

Awe little cats going on a little cat date walk ahh

calm-thy-cannabis:

Awe little cats going on a little cat date walk ahh

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

The beautiful and disturbing porcelain sculptures of Kate MacDowell 

Daphne, 53”x17”x40”, hand built porcelain, 12/2007

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

This pleases me

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

image

So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes